- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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