What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Apple juice.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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