- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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