Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Daym im romantic

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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