How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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