- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

I was so fat I went on a diet

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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