- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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