what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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I just drank a cola.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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I work at jcpenny

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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