why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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women's rights.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Refrigerator

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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