The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Knock knock Come in

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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