Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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jibby jobby

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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