- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

split your ass cheek

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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