- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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