- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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