Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Anti Joke

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