- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

what's brown and sticky A stick!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.