- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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