- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

An Asian man fails a math test

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