- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

have you ever had african food? neither have they

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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