- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Y u do dis?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

everybody loves raymond

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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