- Anti Joke

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.