how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Refrigerator

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I have a gay camel

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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