Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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My name is Harry.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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