girls basketball

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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hi joshua

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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