Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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