guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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