- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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