Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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