How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Christianity

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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