- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Hey, Max!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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