- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

My friend harris is fat.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

I'm Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

racism...deal with it!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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