- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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