- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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