Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Female rights.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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you first

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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