Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Your mother is average.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Your Mom!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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your social life.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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