- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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