How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Y u do dis?

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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