- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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