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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you make a car? You build it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Vagina cream... end of story

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Refrigerator

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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