What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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