- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

ur gay

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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