- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

im not food

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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