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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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