- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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