How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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