Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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