- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

this is not an anti joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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