- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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