Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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