Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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